<blockquote></blockquote>{{Profile_Infobox|title1 = Diana Adams|image1 = DianaProPhoto.jpg|born = 1973|age = 49|nationality = Australian and Croatian|channel_role = OS Tester}}'''Diana Adams''' (born1973) is the main OS Tester on the OSFirstTimer YouTube channel. Diana is the mother of OSFirstTimer creator, [[Philip Adams]]. She also stars on the channels [[TerrifiedMum]] and [[OSFT Historic VLogs]], both created by Philip.
<blockquote></blockquote>{{Profile_Infobox|title1 = Diana Adams|image1 = Dinner.jpeg|born = 1973-07-07|age = 50|nationality = Australian and '''Racist'''|channel_role = Drugz™ Tester (formerly)
Murderer (present)|caption1=She is a lovely woman. She loves to poke her breasts with needles and then make Philip suck them.|died=2023-07-23 (meth overdose)|revived=2023-07-26 (by a stranger and her reboot card)}}'''Diana Adams''' (Ben's Cousin) is the main drug Tester on the OSFirstTimer YouTube channel. Diana is the mother of OSFirstTimer creator, [[Philip Adams]]. She also stars on the channels [[TerrifiedMum]] and [[OSFT Historic VLogs]], both created by Philip. Diana takes [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine cocaine] everyday and she is addicted. Diana also loves [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xanax xanax] and pink beans. She mixes the pink beans with a toxic amount of a crack rock to get excited and tickle [[Ben Adams|Ben]].
As of 2023, Diana is 50 years old and is still bumpin' in bed.
As of 2023, Diana is 49 years old.<sup><ref>In 2013, Diana was 38 years old, as told by Philip. http://www.reactos.org/forum/viewtopic.php?p=100684</ref><ref>On "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aX6EZFU_Ak&t=1m30s Mum tries out Risc OS 3.11]", Diana says that she got married in 1992 at the age of 19.</ref></sup>
She is apart of the Xanarchy gang made by Lil Xan, where they take at least 50 xans per day. Diana Adams once overdosed due to this, but she's still alive.
==Family & History==
==Family & History==
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Diana's first proper interactions with a computer were in her eleventh school year (in 1989), where she programmed with a Tandy TRS-80 computer which had most likely 64 KiB of RAM. Those 64 KiB RAM were later remembered incorrectly by her as ''her first computer being 64-bit'' in terms of computer processor architecture, which was impossible, as it didn't exist at that time. The programming language she was learning to use on that computer was BASIC. Since then, she hasn't been using computers for several years. With the start of her job as an accountant, she also started to use computers again, being introduced to Windows XP and Microsoft Office (mostly Word and Excel).
Diana's first proper interactions with a computer were in her eleventh school year (in 1989), where she programmed with a Tandy TRS-80 computer which had most likely 64 KiB of RAM. Those 64 KiB RAM were later remembered incorrectly by her as ''her first computer being 64-bit'' in terms of computer processor architecture, which was impossible, as it didn't exist at that time. The programming language she was learning to use on that computer was BASIC. Since then, she hasn't been using computers for several years. With the start of her job as an accountant, she also started to use computers again, being introduced to Windows XP and Microsoft Office (mostly Word and Excel).
She has been married to [[Ben Adams|Ben]] since October 3rd, 1992, and has two children, [[Phillip Adams|Philip]] and [[Jasmine Adams|Jasmine]].
She has been married to [[Ben Adams|Ben]] since October 3rd, 1992, and has two children, [[Phillip Adams|Philip]] and [[Jasmine Adams|Jasmine]], but Jasmine unfortunately passed away in 2023.
Diana currently has chickens (normal and silky ones) as pets. In the past, she had guinea pigs and budgies as pets. They also had mice and sheep, but the mice died in 2019. They also moved the sheep to a different home.
Diana currently has chickens (normal and silky ones) as pets. In the past, she had guinea pigs and budgies as pets. They also had mice and sheep, but the mice died in 2019. They also moved the sheep to a different home. In 2023, Diana Adams got 2 parrots, as shown in a video.
During 2022, Diana Adams ran for United Australia Party's senate.
During 2022, Diana Adams ran for United Australia Party's senate. Diana Adams was in big trouble for this, but she apologized a few days later.
In 2023, Diana Adams bought a time machine for a staggering 100,000,000 Australian dollars! Diana Adams used this time machine to go to the year 2123, but unfortunately she's now stuck in 2123 due to the time machine malfunctioning. She's planning to get a new one soon, and she will return back to the present year.
Unfortunately, on the 23rd Of July 2023, Diana Adams has died of a methamphetamine overdose.
But on the 26th of July 2023, she got revived by a stranger. She is now living happily with her drugs again.
==Progression==
==Progression==
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During the first episodes of OSFirstTimer, Diana was, as said by herself, very computer illiterate due to only ever using Windows XP for basic accountant tasks on an old Toshiba laptop. However, over time, she began to understand operating systems and their user interfaces and even had her laptop dual booted to use Elementary OS and eventually upgraded to Windows 8.1 when she got an Alienware 14 as her new laptop. As of now, she is no longer using the Alienware 14 and uses the newer Lenovo Yoga 910 as her main laptop instead, due to the Alienware laptop being ''heavy and uncomfortable when placed on her legs''. Her Alienware 14 was passed down to her husband Ben and replaced his former 2009 Macbook (which he has passed on to his brother Matthew). Ben now uses Android as his main operating system and has passed his Alienware 14 to their daughter, Jasmine. However as of 2020, Jasmine no longer uses the Alienware 14 laptop that Ben had had previously due to her now occupying a new mWave computer.
During the first episodes of OSFirstTimer, Diana was, as said by herself, very computer illiterate due to only ever using Windows XP for basic accountant tasks on an old Toshiba laptop. However, over time, she began to understand operating systems and their user interfaces and even had her laptop dual booted to use Elementary OS and eventually upgraded to Windows 8.1 when she got an Alienware 14 as her new laptop. As of now, she is no longer using the Alienware 14 and uses the newer Lenovo Yoga 910 as her main laptop instead, due to the Alienware laptop being ''heavy and uncomfortable when placed on her legs''. Her Alienware 14 was passed down to her husband Ben and replaced his former 2009 Macbook (which he has passed on to his brother Matthew). Ben now uses Android as his main operating system and has passed his Alienware 14 to their daughter, Jasmine. However as of 2020, Jasmine no longer uses the Alienware 14 laptop that Ben had had previously due to her now occupying a new mWave computer.
==Xanarchy Affiliations==
References
Diana Adams met Lil Xan and the whole Xanarchy crew back in 2016, where they decided to pop a few xannies and take some molly. Lil Xan, in 2017, decided to invite Diana Adams to the Xanarchy crew and after this she decided to pop a few more xannies. In 2018, Lil Xan made a song with Diana Adams called "DianaXan", where they rap about xans. In 2019, Lil Xan decided to make a few more songs with Diana on his album called "Diana Clitoris". In 2020, Lil Xan pushed Diana off a building, but luckily she survived. Lil Xan is still friends with her to this day, as of July 28th, 2023.
== A Story Made By Diana ==
"Why is she leaking mayo?? What the-", said Philip
"I have no idea.", said Dianer Atoms
"I am not leaking mayo! I am leaking ya fish sauce!", said the leaking woman
"Why are you leaking fish sauce? Did you eat too much fish?", said Dianer Atoms
"Yes, I think I ate too much fish last night.", said the leaking woman
"You should subscribe to OSFirstTimer for more stories like this!", said ???
==Trivia==
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*According to her son, she loves to eat potatoes with [[Ben Adams]] every Friday at 3:30 PM.
*As of July 20th 2023, Diana is known to have a meth lab somewhere in her house. Most likely in Jasmine's room.
[[File:I’m horny TikTok sound effect.mp3|thumb|Diana noise at night]]
*Usually, Diana makes weird noises at night, and this is one of them:
*Also, here's a clip of audio coming from Jasmine's room: [[File:Your-belongs-to-me.mp3|thumb|Old man in Jasmine's room]]
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Revision as of 10:30, 31 July 2023
Diana Adams (Ben's Cousin) is the main drug Tester on the OSFirstTimer YouTube channel. Diana is the mother of OSFirstTimer creator, Philip Adams. She also stars on the channels TerrifiedMum and OSFT Historic VLogs, both created by Philip. Diana takes cocaine everyday and she is addicted. Diana also loves xanax and pink beans. She mixes the pink beans with a toxic amount of a crack rock to get excited and tickle Ben.
As of 2023, Diana is 50 years old and is still bumpin' in bed.
She is apart of the Xanarchy gang made by Lil Xan, where they take at least 50 xans per day. Diana Adams once overdosed due to this, but she's still alive.
She has both Australian and Croatian ancestry. Her mother came from Dubrovnik, Croatia. Both her parents and her brother (and only sibling) have passed away, making her closest relatives by blood, excluding her children, no longer alive. She also has a cousin named Zoran, but it is not known whether he is alive or not.
Diana's first proper interactions with a computer were in her eleventh school year (in 1989), where she programmed with a Tandy TRS-80 computer which had most likely 64 KiB of RAM. Those 64 KiB RAM were later remembered incorrectly by her as her first computer being 64-bit in terms of computer processor architecture, which was impossible, as it didn't exist at that time. The programming language she was learning to use on that computer was BASIC. Since then, she hasn't been using computers for several years. With the start of her job as an accountant, she also started to use computers again, being introduced to Windows XP and Microsoft Office (mostly Word and Excel).
She has been married to Ben since October 3rd, 1992, and has two children, Philip and Jasmine, but Jasmine unfortunately passed away in 2023.
Diana currently has chickens (normal and silky ones) as pets. In the past, she had guinea pigs and budgies as pets. They also had mice and sheep, but the mice died in 2019. They also moved the sheep to a different home. In 2023, Diana Adams got 2 parrots, as shown in a video.
During 2022, Diana Adams ran for United Australia Party's senate. Diana Adams was in big trouble for this, but she apologized a few days later.
In 2023, Diana Adams bought a time machine for a staggering 100,000,000 Australian dollars! Diana Adams used this time machine to go to the year 2123, but unfortunately she's now stuck in 2123 due to the time machine malfunctioning. She's planning to get a new one soon, and she will return back to the present year.
Unfortunately, on the 23rd Of July 2023, Diana Adams has died of a methamphetamine overdose.
But on the 26th of July 2023, she got revived by a stranger. She is now living happily with her drugs again.
Progression
During the first episodes of OSFirstTimer, Diana was, as said by herself, very computer illiterate due to only ever using Windows XP for basic accountant tasks on an old Toshiba laptop. However, over time, she began to understand operating systems and their user interfaces and even had her laptop dual booted to use Elementary OS and eventually upgraded to Windows 8.1 when she got an Alienware 14 as her new laptop. As of now, she is no longer using the Alienware 14 and uses the newer Lenovo Yoga 910 as her main laptop instead, due to the Alienware laptop being heavy and uncomfortable when placed on her legs. Her Alienware 14 was passed down to her husband Ben and replaced his former 2009 Macbook (which he has passed on to his brother Matthew). Ben now uses Android as his main operating system and has passed his Alienware 14 to their daughter, Jasmine. However as of 2020, Jasmine no longer uses the Alienware 14 laptop that Ben had had previously due to her now occupying a new mWave computer.
Xanarchy Affiliations
Diana Adams met Lil Xan and the whole Xanarchy crew back in 2016, where they decided to pop a few xannies and take some molly. Lil Xan, in 2017, decided to invite Diana Adams to the Xanarchy crew and after this she decided to pop a few more xannies. In 2018, Lil Xan made a song with Diana Adams called "DianaXan", where they rap about xans. In 2019, Lil Xan decided to make a few more songs with Diana on his album called "Diana Clitoris". In 2020, Lil Xan pushed Diana off a building, but luckily she survived. Lil Xan is still friends with her to this day, as of July 28th, 2023.
A Story Made By Diana
"Why is she leaking mayo?? What the-", said Philip
"I have no idea.", said Dianer Atoms
"I am not leaking mayo! I am leaking ya fish sauce!", said the leaking woman
"Why are you leaking fish sauce? Did you eat too much fish?", said Dianer Atoms
"Yes, I think I ate too much fish last night.", said the leaking woman
"You should subscribe to OSFirstTimer for more stories like this!", said ???
Trivia
According to her son, she loves to eat potatoes with Ben Adams every Friday at 3:30 PM.
As of July 20th 2023, Diana is known to have a meth lab somewhere in her house. Most likely in Jasmine's room.