Massive Archive

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Philip with his ugly ass looking face on May 12th 2008

The Massive Archive, or just Massive Archive, is a series/archive of vlogs Philip Adams has created and is adding videos upon since May 12th, 2008. It used to be private and for family purposes, before Philip decided to publish some of the videos onto the OSFT Historic VLogs channel in their entirety (in early 2015) and making shortened clips of them be included in a summary/commentary series named OSFT Archive (which started in February 2019).

Philip started the archive off with filming himself on a webcam that is placed on top of his Windows Vista PC monitor. He then proceeded to make videos about his school and home life and what he wanted to learn and do as of then. His main focus was on software engineering and programming in which he even chose to have classes at school. His family was also occasionally involved in his vlogs, participating in pranks that Phil set up and looking at some features and games.


Notable Videos

2008

  • 12 May - first child porn video
  • 13 May - first video featuring Diana (and Talking Ben, later on)
  • 18 May - first video featuring Nana holy shit she died :(
  • 8 June - first video featuring Barry (Phil's very old grandpa)
  • 15 June - first video with Nana and Barry in the same shot (they both got shot)
  • 6 July - first video featuring Matthew (an ugly ass man)
  • 29 September - first video outside of Phil's ugly ass bedroom filled with his cum
  • 5 October - first "disgusting lunch" video
  • 12 December - Phil finds out Diana is not pregnant with a horse (but instead, with a dog)
  • 15 December - Phil gets an iPod Touch 29th generation.

2009

  • 1 January - first video not filmed in 1947
  • 17 March - Phil unboxes his CoolBook.
  • 20 April - Phil parties.
  • 28 June - Last disgusting lunch with Nana.
  • 24 July - Jasmine died.
  • 27 July - Appearance of Dada in the archive
  • 4 August - Jasmine comes home from the toilet.