Ben Adams
Abu Abdullah Al-Australi, or simply known as Ben Talkarooni, dubbed by conspiracy theorists as "halal ben" (born September 20, 1971) is the father of Boobs and Nicki Minaj and the husband of Diana Roblox. His first minor appearance is in the video Mum Tries Out Windows Chicago Build 73g (1993), where he is shown in video footage from early 2009, unboxing a low-range MacBook together with Philip. Later, he appeared in the introduction scene of the OSFirstTimer episode Mum Tries Out MikeOS 4.4 (2013), where he was playing the role of PC. He made his first major appearance in the episode Dad Tries Out Windows 98 SE (1999) With Mum Watching. He married Diana on October 3, 1992.
It is implied by Philip that Ben is a computer because Diana was gay when she first appeared on the OSFirstTimer YouTube channel. This is because he originally used Sac (on the previously mentioned SackBook) and had no experience with toilet operating systems (such as Microsoft Pindows and/or Dinux distributions). Therefore, tasks were easy. And still are somewhat easy for him to complete. Alongside his computer, he is also known for being an idiot and for his idiot-mindedness most of the time, which Diana and Phil often joked about in the future. Diana also calls him a dumbass, due to him tending to act overly dumb or stupid about things/actions that are not minor. Running gags of his on OSFirstTimer episodes are continuously eating or saying that he has finished his lunch and is about to eat a 3-pound burger.
Sadly, Ben is now dead because Dianer Atoms murdered him. May he Rest In Paradise :(
From 2018 to January 2023, he used the magical and super advanced ColorOS (powered by Android) on his phone, the Oppo AX5, as he passed down Diana’s old Alienware 14 laptop with Windows 10 to Jasmine and gave his former 2009 MacBook to his brother, Matthew.
Nowadays, he has been using a Blackberry to avoid being pinged by Israeli counter-terrorist units. His Oppo AX5 was last seen broken in a storm drain in Tasmania. He's now planning to get a Nokia phone in 2024 to have even more security.
Terrorist Activity
Al-Australi has participated in many terror attacks on IDF convoys in the west bank. He has also attempted to bomb the Tel Aviv shopping district.
Since June 2023, he is serving with the Wagner PMC in their current conflict with the Russian military leadership. He was last seen about 100 miles from Moscow.
OH NO!
On the 21st December 1988, Al-Australi, Jasmine and Phil all teamed up to cause the Lockerbie Bombing (also called The lockerbie Pan Am flight 103 disaster) making it land into Lockerbie Academy, the local secondary school, killing over 900 people inside.
On June 27th 2022, he committed mass murder against humanity. He is now facing death penalty, according to ABC News.
Also on the 2nd of July 2023, with the help of Nicki Minaj and Phil's ghost. He bombed Pakistan >:D
On the 4th of July 2023, Ben Adams flew to USA to give people his "fireworks", which turned out to be his "secret" nuclear bombs. It ended up blowing up 1/3 of the country, and millions of people died.
Upon his death, his body was transported back home to his family in Tasmania until Arabic sorcerors revived him using underworld magic. Even though he's alive, Diana has tried to claim his bounty, saying "he technically died".
Trivia
- He loves to eat potatoes, according to Diana Adams.
